Survey time! Read on to learn about my biggest fear, who I’m jealous of, and my grossest most embarrassing story ever. Oh, and there’s a really cute cat video in there too.
A – Age: 26
B – Biggest Fear: Being stabbed in the eye/having my eyeball removed/anything really that involves touching my eyes. I can’t put eye drops in my own eyes, or watch my friends put in contacts…can’t handle it. Just thinking about this stuff makes my eyes start watering!
C – Current Time: 9:33 am
D – Drink You Had Last: I’m currently sipping a cup of Newman’s Own coffee with some hazelnut creamer. Yum.
E – Easiest Person To Talk To: Probably my mom, or my friends Melissa and Elly
F – Favorite Song: I honestly really don’t think I have one. I like all kinds of music.
G – Grossest Memory: Oh man, you asked for it…
One time when I was in high school I went on a trip with my classmates to Cedar Point and I stayed in a hotel room with 2 other girls and one of their moms. We were getting ready for bed, and I really, really had to poop. You know how it is when your 16 – that stuff’s embarrassing and you don’t want anyone to know. I had started to feel the need to go at around 7:00 pm and by this point it was close to 11, so you can imagine the discomfort I was feeling.
I contemplated waiting until everyone was in bed and then sneaking in the bathroom to go, but it was just too quiet. Everyone will hear me. Nope, that’s not going to work. (And no, I didn’t know about the turning-on-the-bathroom-faucet trick at that point.) So I just lied in bed, tossing and turning and squirming until I seriously COULD NOT HOLD IT any longer. I stood up and thought, crap, its coming. (No pun intended.)
So I grabbed a room key and ran out the door, all the way down to the hotel lobby bathrooms. At this point in time, I had to go so bad that I honestly didn’t know if I was going to make it to the bathroom. I finally ran in, slammed the stall door shut, pulled my pants down and immediately realized that I was too late. Yep, I had shit my pants.
I finished my business, threw my underwear in the bathroom trash and buried it under a bunch of paper towels, and walked back up to my room. I put on a fresh pair of underwear and finally got in bed to go to sleep. I’m not sure if anyone was still awake, or if anyone heard me leave the room and come back (which was actually not allowed since we were in high school and should have been accompanied by a chaperone), but no one ever said anything.
I seriously cannot believe I just shared that story on the internet.
H – Hometown: Traverse City, MI
I – In Love With: My little fur baby!
J – Jealous Of: One of my good friends from pharmacy school who just finished paying off all of her student loans – and she graduated the year AFTER me and had MORE debt than I did! I wish I had her dedication.
K – Kindest Person You Know: my friend Leah; I don’t think she has a mean bone in her body!
L – Longest Relationship: A little over a year of serious dating, but we dated off/on for a year before that and were friends for 3 years before that.
M – Middle Name: Ann
N – Number of Siblings: 1 younger sister
O – One Wish: That I can close on my house before Labor Day weekend!
P – Person You Spoke To On The Phone Last: My dad. He’s on a motorcycle trip down south with a bunch of his buddies. I love seeing all their selfies on Facebook. Ha!
Q – Question You’re Always Asked: “What’s the best thing for…” | “What do you recommend for…” | “What’s the difference between…” | “Where’s the … located” #lifeofapharmacist
R – Reason To Smile: This video. I can’t even.
S – Song You Last Sang: Something from the dance mix that is currently playing in my car.
T – Time You Woke Up: 9:02 am. Slept in today and it felt so good!
U – Underwear Color: pink and grey
V – Vacation Destination: I love going anywhere tropical, especially in the winter, but my DREAM vacation is to go to Europe! I would absolutely love to go on a European cruise because it would be such an easy way to see so many different places!
W – Worst Habit: Facebook stalking people I shouldn’t be Facebook stalking. We’ll just leave it at that.
X – X-Rays You’ve Had: My foot when I broke it in college. I tripped over myself at my party and had to wear a boot for like 3 months. Not my proudest moment.
Y – Your Favorite Food: The spinach dip at Short’s Brewery in Bellaire! I can put back a whole bowl of that stuff by myself. It’s THAT GOOD.
Z – Zodiac Sign: capricorn
Your turn – tell me YOUR grossest story!